Artist/Band: Stafford Jim Tabs
Song: Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne Tab
Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne
By Jim Stafford
rmofle at satx.rr.com
11/19/2005
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There was a lady in a window in the room across the way
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I couldn't help but see everything 'cause I was peeping I confess
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Still after dinner every night, she had the strangest guest
She'd retire to her favorite chair and sit there with a dog
Fill the crystal glasses while the fire danced on the log
I watched them drink their bubbly brew until the fire grew dim
Then I stuck my head out the window and said why not me instead of him
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Oh your bulldog drinks champagne and I ain't one to complain
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What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be
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so honey, tell ol' rover that the big dog's coming over
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'Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk would have to be good to me
Fourteen days and fourteen nights not one word did I hear
Her with her silk and champagne over to me in my shorts with a beer
She just left the curtains wide and I knew she knew I could see
Her and the pug-nosed mutt guzzling wine and teasing me
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So I made a bolder move, I went over and rang her bell
I heard growling from inside and I got scared as hell
Then the bulldog staggered out the door and he said, how do yo do
But the lady bit me on the leg and I said r-rouf, I love you too
Chorus
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