Artist/Band: Original Artist Tabs
Song: Move A Little Farther Tab
Move A Little Farther
Inspired by the overeating associated with Thanksgiving, this is
just my goofy parody of "Come a Little Closer" by Dierks Bentley.
Thanks to WildCard76 and others for the chords. If you don't think
flatulence is inherently funny, please don't read any fart(her).
Intro (E) (Asus2) (E) (Asus2)
Verse One
(E)Move a little farther away
(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese(Asus2)
My eyes(E) are starting to water,(Asus2)
(C#m)This ain't somethin' that (Asus2) Glade can fix,
(C#m)Your breakin' wind is (Asus2) makin' me sick
(E)So move a little farther away
(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese
Verse Two
Move a little farther away
If you feel like lettin' one go
Those beans you had last night
Are an ill wind startin' to blow
Somethin' that loud must leave a stain
In the room, even my dog won't remain
So move a little farther away
If you feel like letting one go
Bridge
I'm tak(Asus2)in' a stance
On your flatulence
Can't you(E) find a way
To stop (Asus2) all that gas
That you're gonna pass
Take(F#m) some Beano before gettin'(B) that way
Armpit Solo
Verse Three
Move a little farther away
If you feel like letting one go.
Light a match or raise gale warnings
When you feel it's gonna blow.
Wallpaper is startin' to curl,
I feel like I'm gonna hurl.
So move a little farther away
If you feel like letting one go
Outro
(E)So move a little farther away,(Asus2)
(E)Like maybe half a mile away,(Asus2)
(E)Move a little farther away,
(Asus2)If you feel like cuttin'(E)cheese.(Asus2) (E) (Asus2)
Fade out
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