Artist/Band: Morgan Craig Tabs
Song: Better Stories Tab
BETTER STORIES
Craig Morgan
12:11 AM 1/27/2012
Intro: (F) (F) (F) (F) (C) (C) (C) (C) (F) (F)
If you (F) never hit a cow at 3 a.m.
In a borrowed Oldsmob(C)ile
Played cards all night in the county jail
With the one arm man name (F) Phil
If you (Bb) never cannon ballled off the (F) fifth floor rail
Into a (C) pool at the Holiday (F) Inn
'Cause it was (Bb) Panama City, you were (F) drunk and she was pretty
The (G) paramedics gave you a (C) prefect ten
And (F) when we're old and rocking on the porch
Re-living all our gl(C)ory
You might have a few less scars
But I'll have better (F) stories
If you never been bitten by a snake in a church
While you sang "Amazing Grace"
If you never had to bribe a border guard
To overlook that one suitcase
If you never hustled pool in a biker bar
And had an eight ball break your nose
Then hit the first Harley with the front of your truck
Just to watch them all fall like dominoes
Repeat Chorus
If you've (Bb) never been banned from a (F) Taco Bell
If you (Bb) didn't fry your nest (F) egg
If you've (Bb) never had a doctor say (F) "what the hell?"
As a (G) little night nurse climbed (C) out of your bed
Repeat Chorus
(C) You might have both brain cells left
But I'll have better (F) stories
I don't even know where half these scars came from
Somebody remembers though I can't, do you?
I know this one right here was from that jump across that car
On that bicycle, you dared me, I did it
Girls do love scars
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