Artist/Band: Eric Clark Tabs
Song: How Many Must I Screw ( To Get Over You ) Tab
Song is Copyright at 2008 by Eric Clark
------------ Normal Tuning, C F G chord pattern ---------
C F C F
How many must I screw to get over you
C F C G
you ruined every fond memory when jody started answering my calls
C F
well you may have stripped my pride
C G
but you forgot to take my balls
C F C F
and how many will it take to get out of my place
C F
they already came and cut the power
C G
hell you cant even take a shower
C F G
and your cousin said that shed love to keep me warm
C F C
so when I get done at this bar
C F
hell I wont even have to crawl that far,
C F G
and I hope that she gives head, better than you
C F C
so tell me how many must I screw
C
to get over you
(talking part)
C F
See I wrote this song for all you people out there
C F
have ever gotten your hearts ripped out of your chest.
C F G
she sold your house, or sold your dog, or slept with your mothers fiancee (true story)
C F
and though it didnt always seem to be the right thing
C F
and even though you found some strays along the way
C F
you may have felt guilty about turining down.
C
it all made up for it in the end
F
so join in with me if you know the next verse
C F
By the look in my eye, id say, about twenty
C F
but that wont even compare,
C G
to how many you cheated with
C F C
and I heard about you and my best friend steve
G
so I paid a w***e with STD's
C
to f**k your new boyfriend
G
so hed give em to you
(more talking ** this part is optional **) Just keep repeating C and F
oh and I banged 2 of your cousins
your boss,
the girl at the gas station
that bartender that we met when we first went out
and I even tried for your brother
and they all gave head better than you
(end chorus)
C F
So tell me how many must I screw
C G
My Shrink said he had to do it to
C F C
tell me how many must I screw
C F C F C
To get over you!!!
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