Artist: Cross Canadian Ragweed | Song: The President Song

Artist/Band: Cross Canadian Ragweed Tabs
Song: The President Song Tab

Intro:

D  G-A           D         G   A             D             
If I   were president......I'd make you understand

G                  A                D            A/C#          G/B     E7
No more questions, no more lies I'd tell you the truth lookin' in your eyes.

   G-A           D
If I   were president.  


Verse 1:

     G         A            D     A/C#          G/B  A
Well first and foremost son Jesus Christ is the only one.
G                  A             D
Your gonna talk to when your day begins.
          G                    A
I'm gonna pass a law that says everyday
          D        A/C#    G/B       A
You gotta get down on your knees and Pray
G                 A              D
Thank the man for dyin' for your sins.  


Chorus:

   G-A           D        G   A             D
If I   were president.... I'd make you understand
G            A             D      A/C#     G/B   A
Jesus is the man. He's the reason that you stand.
   G-A           D
If I   were president.  



Instumental: G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)



Verse 2:

           G                A               D       A/C#   G/B   A          
Were gonna put the word out on the street.  No more Washington D.C.
G                   A               D
I'm gonna make this country big and strong
G              A                  D   A/C#     G/B   A
No more payin' of your taxes, the capital's in Pampa Texas.
           G            A              D
That's the only place a house that big belongs.  


Chorus:

   G-A           D            G           A                 D
If I   were president.....the blue collar man won't get the shaft
     G              A           D     A/C#       G/B      A
Well no one's gonna laugh, when Jerry Jeff is my Chief of Staff.
   G-A           D
If I   were President.  



Instumental: G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)



Verse 3:

         G              A  
Well you Iraqi boys you must be nuts
     D           A/C#  G/B         A
Your diggin' yourself  deeper in a rut. 
G              A                 D
I gotta way to end your problems soon.  
            G               A     
We're gonna bring home everyone of our boys
D            A/C#    G/B     A       G              A               D
Pull out our biggest baddest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.


Chorus:

   G-A           D        G              A       D
If I   were president.....no one's gonna push us around.  
      G              A                  D          A/C#    G/B    A              
If you threaten us or put us down, we'll burn their country to the ground.  
   G-A           D
If I   were president.  



Instumental: G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)



Verse 4:

       G               A    
Well I got one for you Saddam Hessein
      D    A/C#         G/B  A
We'll resurrect General John Wayne
    G              A           D
and put together a very simple plan. 
          G                      A  
We'll put down our nukes and put down our guns
    D           A/C#         G/B    A
and you and the duke will be one on one. 
          G                A             D
and he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.


Chorus:

   G-A           D           G-A           D
If I   were president.....If I   were president.  
       G                 A        D         A/C#  G/B      A
If you don't like Willie Nelson.  You gotta go to prison.  
   G-A           D
If I   were president.  
   G                  A  
So cast your vote and make it me 
    D    A/C#    G/B     A         G-A           D     A  D
and if I win the beer is free.  If I   were president.