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David Allan Coe, Linda Lovelace Tabs
Artist/Band: Coe David Allan Tabs
Song: Linda Lovelace Tab
David Allan Coe
Linda Lovelace
G
Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
C
You can talk about your Hollywood fags
D
If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world
G
Then I’m the greatest lover alive.
G
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
C
Before she ever got rich
D
And it would take the average man a day and a half
G
Just to satisfy that b***h.
G
Why the Queen of England gave me the key
C
To the whole damn country of France
D
And it only took me fifteen minutes
G
To get into her pants.
G
Well I f**ked ‘em all from coast to coast
C
Cause honey that my bag
D
In fact I’m the only man in the whole world
G
That could make Linda Lovelace gag.
G C
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G D
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G C
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Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.
G
Now it ain’t that my dick so God damn big
C
Its just I know how to use it
D
And I’ll never let some nickel-dime w***e
G
Ever get the chance to abuse it.
G
They can suck it for hours and hours on end
C
But I’ll still be in control
D
And I won’t cum till I wanna cum
G
Cause that’s my jellyroll.
G
Now there ain’t no woman no match for me
C
I’ve had ‘em try to wear me down
D
I’ve f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
G
I even f**ked a circus clown.
G
Teachers and lawyers, doctors
C
And Lord them fat women sure are a drag
D
I tell ya I’m the only m*********ker in the world
G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.
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G
Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
C
When he saw me f**k that w***e
D
She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts
G
And I still hollered for more.
G
She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes
C
She’s the suckinest b***h alive
D
Well I made her call up two more cunts
G
And friend that ain’t no jive.
G
She don’t give me know s**t
C
About bein’ some big time lover
D
Some movie star with a jag
G
Cause you ain’t s**t if you can’t get Linda Lovelace gag.
G
I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover
C
Cause mister that’s my bag
D
I’m the only m*********ker in the damn world
G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.
G C
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G D
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G C
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G D G
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.
Take it boys.
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