Artist: | Song: Willie's Got A Big Deck

Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: Willie's Got A Big Deck Tab

WILLIE'S GOT A BIG DECK
Cledus T. Judd
05-27-04

Intro: (G)  (G)  (G)  (G)

I bought a (G) little house in a west side neighborhood
The girls came over to party life is (D) good
Till (C) Willie moved in next door and he's (G) made my life a (C) wreck
Now the girls are always over at (D) Willie's cause Willie's got a (G) big deck

   With...a (C) hot tub on it
   And the (G) girls really want it
   There's a (D) band playing and (C) lots of thong (G) bikinis
   There's a (D) barbeque grill in the (C) corner and they're eatin' (G) weenies
   (C) Check out the blonde on the hot tub (G) ladder
   I guess it (A) just goes to show size does (D) matter
   Willie's got a (G) big deck...

I (G) decided to get some redecoratin' done
I got some plants made sure they were well (D) hung
I thought a (C) long hot tanning bed might do the (G) trick (C)
But all I got was this (D) tan and Willie's got a (G) big deck

   With...(C) hot babes on it
   And they (G) know how to flaunt it
   In those (D) itsy bittsy teeny weeny (C) yellow dental floss bi(G)kinis
   They're drinking (D) 'frou- frou' drinks with umb(C)rellas and they're burning (G) tikis
   (C) Check out the twins on the hot tub (G) ladder
   I guess it (A) just goes to show size does (D) matter
   Cause Willie's got a (G) big deck

(C) If you can't beat 'em (G) might as well join 'em
And (C) that's exactly what I (G) did
Now (C) me and Big Willie are the (G) best of friends
And some (A) day I'm gonna be like (D) him
Cause Willie's got a (G) big deck

   With...my (C) tanning bed on it
   And the (G) girls really want it  
   The (D) hot tub's bubbling (C) over with thong bik(G)inis
   They're (D) funnelin beer and (C) sippin (G) martinis
   There's a (C) naked redhead everybody's staring (G) at her
   (A) Willie showed us all size does (D) matter
   (N.C.) Cause Willie's got a (G) big deck

Fade out.....