Artist: | Song: Refried Beans

Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: Refried Beans Tab

REFRIED BEANS
Cledus T. Judd
7:44 AM 9/27/2004

Intro: (G)  (D)  (G)  (D)

(G) Last Friday evenin'
I went to dry heavin'
(C) Bent over double in (G) pain
And right on a new Lexus
One (A7) hell of a load I sure (D) swang
On my (G) knees I was throwin'
The owner was goin'
In(C)side to pay for his gaso(A7)line
I'm in a (G) mess at the Texaco
(D) Barfin' up refried (G) beans

I'm (C) down at the Texaco
(F) Sick as a (C) dog
(G) My stomach's churnin'
My (D) tail end is (G) raw
I (C) swear it's the last time 
I'll (G) eat another taco sup(Em)reme (C)
I'm in a (G) mess at the Texaco 
(D) Barfin' up refried (G) beans

No this (G) picture ain't purdy
I ate number 30
And (C) drank too much Mexican (G) beer
Four shots of tequila
Don't mix with fajitas
I'm (A7) prayin' a bathroom is (D) near
I O(G)D'd on tamales and green guacamole
Lord, I (C) hope that the toilet is (A7) clean
I'm in a (G) mess at the Texaco 
(D) Barfin' up refried (G) beans

I'm (C) down at the Texaco
(F) Smell like a (C) hog
(G) Knee deep in poo poo
The comm(D)ode was (G) clogged
Who (C) used it the last time
(G) Ooo boy did it st(Em)ink (C)
Shoo--(G)wee at the Texaco 
Be(D)cause of those refried (G) beans

I'm (C) down at the Texaco
(F) Where's Tim Mc(C)Graw?
While (G) I'm sittin here peelin' 
The (D) paint off the (G) walls
He's (C) probably sippin fine wine
And (G) dining on fancy cuis(Em)ine (C)
While I'm (G) here at the Texaco 
A (G) mess at the Texaco from (D) eatin them refried (G) beans