Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: How Do You Milk A Cow Tab
How Do You Milk a Cow--Cledus T. Judd
parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Keith/Cannon
new lyrics by Judd/Clark
I got the original chords from matellmon's tab; I changed them a bit, however,
so any corrections on the chords/lyrics are welcome.
INTRO ("Farmer In The Dell"): C F C G7 F C
MAIN RIFF: C F (4x)
G
Yeah I was always a lazy one, a southern Californian
F C
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon Line
G
So this summer just for fun, hopped in my Delorian
F C
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time
G
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'
C F
I misunderstood him somehow
G
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention
C G N/C G
I didn't mind feedin' the sows, but how to milk a cow
CHORUS 1:
C F
How do you milk a cow, I wonder every day
G C
This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way
F C
I'm sittin' here a-pullin' but there ain't nothin' comin' out
G C
Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, how do you milk a cow
Yeah I love it here in Tennessee but these farmers all make fun of me
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car
So I got myself a 4-wheel drive learned to spotlight view at night
And I got shearin' sheep right down to an R
One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure
It gets all over my overalls
Them horses need shoein', I hear Bessy mooin'
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all, how do you milk a cow
CHORUS 2:
How do you milk a cow, I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heffer must be empty, 'cause she ain't puttin' out
Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, tell me how do you milk a cow
SOLO (This song is absolutely an utter disaster; I hope I don't get mad-cow disease)
CHORUS 3:
How do you milk a cow, I know longer care
I'm gettin' sick and tired of smellin' derierre
I'm headin' back back to Cali and I'm turnin' in my plow
Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, how do you milk a cow
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