Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: Goodbye Squirrel Tab
Goodbye Squirrel--Cledus T. Judd
parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dennis Linde
new lyrics by Judd/Clark
Thanks go to theMan for the chords; they fit pretty darn well. Any help with the lyrics
is much appreciated.
INTRO: C F G C F C G N.C. (Be very very quiet...we're a-huntin, somethin')
C F
Me and Harold Mumfort were outdoors men
C G
Set in our backwoods ways
C F
Both members of the huntin' club
C G C
Both active in the NRA (National Redneck Association)
F
We scouted a location where we had no doubt
C G
We'd kill the biggest buck in the world (about a 34-pointer)
C F
Harold waited in his tree stand
C G C
But all he seen was a squirrel
F
Dang near 2 weeks since the season started
C G
And neither one us was amused
C F
We had on real trick camo, high-powered ammo
C G C
But no big game to shoot
F
Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
C G
Harold had him in his crosshairs (shoot 'im!)
C F
But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us
C G C
And landed in Harold's hair
Am G
Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
F C
Like a wimp he laid there cryin'
Am G
'Til I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground
F G N.C. C
And it didn't take us long to decide, that squirrel had to die
G F C
Goodbye squirrel, with black-eyed peas
F C G F
You're gonna taste good to me, squirrel
C F C G F
It's you or me, come on outta that tree, squirrel
C F C G F C-F C-F
Hey guess what, ha you've eaten your last nut, squirrel
C F
Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
C G
Bought a keg of dynomite
C F
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80's
C G C
We were in for one heck of a fight (we'll show you)
F
When you're huntin' with dumb and dumber
C G
Somethin's surely bound to go wrong
C F
And when Harold lit that real short fuse
C G C
I knew it wouldn't be long
Am G
When the dynomite BLEW Harold's foot did TOO
F C
And fingers began to fly (fly)
Am G
We were barely alive when the game warden 'rived
F G N.C.
And much to our surprise, that squirrel didn't die, gosh
G F C N.C.
Goodbye squirrel just one more shot
F C G F
You'll be in my crock pot, squirrel
C F C G F
You'll make a lunch, you overgrown chipmunk, squirrel
C F C G F INTRO out
I'll skin ya high, and make a hat when it's dry, squirrel
Dead-flang Earl, my Gosh Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you....
I think I killed something.
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