Rodney Carrington – Today’s The Day
(Live on Bob and Tom Show)
E
I got home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
Then I found little bitty note that she had wrote
Tellin’ me to go to hell
A
I crawled in the window I got inside
E
She kicked me in the balls and I cried
B
Called me name, said I lied
E
Kicked me again and I thought I’d died
A
Took my clothes set em on fire
E
And hit me with her curling iron
A
I tried to block it with my watch
B
And then she kicked me in the crotch again
A B E
Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.
E
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things were what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boilin’ water
And my nads would soon be steamed
A
I tried to run, screamed for help
E
She hit me in the nards with a rhinestone belt
B
It was like nothin’ I’ve ever felt
I thank God I wasn’t wearin’ a kilt
A
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
E
She swung it once then she missed my head
B
She reared back, swung it again
A B
And then she hit me in the twins again
A B E
Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.
A B
Yeah Today’s The Day that awful day
A B
Hey my boys gonna be the same
A B E
Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.
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