Artist: | Song: That's Why Tammy Has My Car

Artist/Band: Boxmasters Tabs
Song: That's Why Tammy Has My Car Tab

That's Why Tammy Has My Car


CAPO II


INTRO: G  D  Bm  Em  A  D

        D                                   G                     D
I had a little too much to drink last and I burned up the dinette set
                                                 E7               A
And then me and Tammy had a horrible fight about me getting us in debt
     D                                                  G                    D
She locked me out so I could sleep with the dog and she poured out all of my booze
      G              D      Bm                Em     A        D
Later on I heard her sawin' logs while me and Fluffy sang the blues


CHORUS 1:
     G
I'm a moron (he's a moron)
      D
I'm a dummy (he's a dummy)
       A                           D
I'm an irresponsible washout and a debit to my gender
        G                                D              Bm
I spend too much time in bars, I let the a*****e go too far
Em             A            D
And that's why Tammy has my car


BREAK: D  G  D  G  D  Bm  Em  A  D


Lately I've had time on my hands since I quit that pizza place
Seems I'm better with my liver than my other glands and the ground's best friend is my face
Lately I've been drinking out of a bag since Tammy hooked up with that singer
Every now and then they pass me in my Jag and they both throw me the finger


CHORUS 1


SOLO: D  G  D  E  A  D  G  D  G  D  Bm  G  A  D


CHORUS 2:
I'm a moron (he's a moron)
I'm a dumbass (he's a dumbass)
I'm an irresponsible washout and a debit to my gender
Now I sleep beneath the stars, and her lawyer's the head of the bar
Anyway, that's why Tammy has my car

      G                                D                        Bm
Now I sleep beneath the stars, and her lawyer's the head of the bar
Em              A             D
That's why some singer has my car



CHORDS without capo:

D  = E
G  = A
A  = B
E7 = F#7
Em = F#m
Bm = C#m