Artist/Band: Batchelor Tom Tabs
Song: Sold Tab
These are the lyrics to a parody/rewrite of 'Sold: The Grundy County
Auction Incident' by John Michael Montgomery. This version is by Tom
Batchelor.
Well I logged in to the eBay online auction
When my eyes just about popped outta my head
Starin' at a bunch of tinfoil figures
I said if I don't get this thing I'm gonna drop dead!
And I said
(Chorus)
Hey Articuno won't you give me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine o' mine,
I'll take you flyin'
And play with you every day!
Yeai've never seen anything flyin' so fine
Man I've gotta have you you're a one-of-a-kind
I'm going once,
Going twice, and I'm
Sold to the birdie with the long blue wings,
I'll pay eight, I'll pay nine, I'll pay anything
With the coppertone beak, blue tinfoil down,
Man that's just something that I gotta own!
Well all that clickin' was really fast and furious,
I went so fast I misspelled my password twice
But in the end they wrote back "You're a winner!
I hope you like my bird, it's really nice."
And I said
Hey Articuno won't you give me a sign?
I'd bid anything to make you mine o' mine,
I'll take you flyin'
And play with you every day.
Yeai've never seen anything flyin' so fine
Man I've gotta have you you're a one-of-a-kind
I'm going once,
Going twice, and I'm
Sold to the birdie with the heart of gold!
Gotta have that bird, I'm really sold
With the coppertone beak, blue tinfoil down
Man that's just something that I gotta own!
Yeah we went wild on the auction block
My Articuno 'n me
Now I just can't help but think about
The day I screamed Whoopee!
When I said
(Chorus)
Yeah!
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